Dylan Turkenkopf is the coolest guy you'll ever meet. He's always wearing the newest trendy clothing, always using the newest slang and radiates a cool vibe overall. Don't be fooled though, he is also very nice. He won't ever talk down on you, and will always build you up. In terms of physical appearance, there isn't a man more handsome. Looking at his body bare is one of the greatest visual treats one can experience. When he walks down the halls or down the street, women line up just to get a quick glance. He could pull anyone he wanted to, but stays humble and waits for his moment on love.
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
VERY HOT!!!
From the very first moment he touched a soccer ball, he received 34 different major Division 1 scholarship offers. Apart from having insane sporting ability, he is also insanely smart, receiving offers to work for NASA... straight out of elementary school.
VERY HOT!!!
Dylan Turkenkopf once missed two straight days of school. Those days are now called Saturday and Sunday.
by Currently riding Dylan's meat March 09, 2023
dylan pearce is a loving and caring hobo. he can be kind of or really a poopy head sometimes but we love him anyway and we except him for being lesbian
Person 1: That dylan pearce sure is a real poopy face.
Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening
please publish this it would mean so much to me
Person 2: Yea i caught him in the white house yesterday evening
please publish this it would mean so much to me
by gurgletimmygurgle December 09, 2018
by wifeofcalumhood November 15, 2020
My wife was giving me a fairly uninspiring lap dance last night that couldn't get the little general to stand to attention, so she pulled my dylan's trigger and it was all over
by Goat egg mastercunt February 14, 2014
A chest in Minecraft hunger games that has too many items, or OP items, that make the player who finds the chest have a way higher possibility of winning.
by trollinglane June 02, 2014
A nerdy individual that also likes his men , he is smart but can make dumb descisions if u meet a Dylan ward think of yourself unlucky , he will be starving in a forest in day z forever on god bless Dylan ward.
by bruh moments... October 24, 2019
A guy who plays league. He is fucking god tier in norms but in ranked he feeds his ass off. He is also a fucking pussy destroyer and has even asked out every girl from his primary school at least once. Hes autistic as hell but all around a good guy.
by Some White Emo Fag February 22, 2017