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Dick Van Dyke

“I wouldn’t want to be named Dick Van Dyke
by Arnicaisverysad November 1, 2023
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denim dyke

A rotund short woman, clad in denim trousers. Most important feature is the dependable attire of the denim jacket which covers up the cellulose-mottled cottage cheese torso.

Can be identified by rapid snorting disguised as laughing. Short red dyke-ish haircut rounds out this rare specimen's ensemble.
*snort snort*
"Hey, who let the pig into Bob's Restaurant?"
*turns around*
"Oh, never mind, it's just that denim dyke again."
by Evan & Alex September 13, 2011
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Dyke

Commonly referred to a masculine lesbian female, however, it can also be in reference to a thick lipped vagina that has seen far too much action and can only be described as drooling and with a particular odor or scent.
Yo homie I was gonna fuck that girl from the bar until I saw she had a dyke.
by Alabamarclamslammar February 15, 2023
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Fuck Dyke

the lesbo version of a fuck boy. generally is quite butch, and has some weird way of hoodwinking girls.

Most are ex soccer players.

Example: Hayley Kiyoko (even though we don’t want to accept that).
P1) how was your date with zoë
P2) idk, she backed out last minute, as usual. she’s kind of a Fuck Dyke
by ruocaled July 24, 2019
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Dyke n ike

A Fat girl who is a dyke and hanging out with a fuckboy
Look at those dyke n Ike's over
by lil_j_da_beast December 31, 2017
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jezz dykes

A Jezz Dykes is a far from tame mini beast! To be jezz dyked you would have had to endure hours of abuse at a personal level. You may not come out alive and you will certainly feel your feet hit the floor after being dragged back down with verbal abuse to the real world. Females are of the lowest to such beast and will be treated like a whoppy cushion.
Right that’s it! I’ve had enough of that jumped up little shirt lifter Mitch! Get him to Jezz to be educated! He won’t know what’s hit him after a stretch being Jezz dykes! Only thing he’ll be able to do after is stick a ham baguette up his Thomas crapper!!
by Crowbagoftheday October 14, 2021
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Dyke Mike

The fag hag, but a straight male to the lesbian best friend.
Me: this is my friend Chris
Chris: hey, what’s up, I’m the dyke mike
Lesbian friends: ohhhh, hi!
by MingerSquare December 2, 2017
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