A dive done from a diving board where the diver doesn't complete the intended dive & crashes into the water like a cat being thrown into a lake. Similar to a belly flop.
by sludge September 23, 2006
Get the cat dive mug.While on a multi-lane roadway, waiting until the last possible moment to move from the lane furthest from your exit to the exit. Professional lane divers can execute the maneuver at 75 MPH, in traffic, while talking on a cell phone, and only travel 25 feet forward.
While driving on I-15 through Salt Lake City some dumbass lane dived and caused a traffic collision.
by combatmedic January 8, 2009
Get the lane dive mug.When 2 people are having sex in a lofted bed and the sex is so wild that it breaks the bed and they fly out the window together
by bigdaddy16543 September 20, 2017
Get the Goose dive mug.The act of shitting into a small bowl while standing on top of a table. Bonus points awarded for hitting the target with diarrhea.
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Get the crimson river dive mug.by J.R.V January 11, 2012
Get the robs scuba diver mug.A Columbian Swan Dive is when you are doing a hooker doggy style and you put at least an 8 balls worth cocaine down her ass crack and scoop it up with your erect penis. Then you bend your penis down and let go so it launches a cloud of cocaine into the air infront of your face. Inhale deeply as you stick your arms out as if you are doing a Swan dive.
Bro, I railing this hooker from the back and she handed me a fat bag of coke and told me to go for a Columbian Swan Dive. I could not resist.
by Chuck Savage May 13, 2021
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