Digital Constipation

Having to wait to upload pictures on social media due to lack of internet connectivity

''For goodness sake Sally, we need to find Wifi to upload these selfies, I'm beginning to get digital constipation"

by Jazzersey September 18, 2017

Digital Charisma

Ability to attract sexual interest solely through the use of social media.

That dude has so much digital charisma, I’m gonna slide into his dm’s.

by Danthemanctionary July 12, 2018

digital bruising

The result of being owned by a cyber bully.

That keyboard warrior just left you with some serious digital bruising.

by tzchworbus March 3, 2016

digital wake

The period of time after a famous person's death, during which social media is filled with posts memorializing said person's life and accomplishments. This can effectively render social media unusable.

Can't use facebook today. It's David Bowie's digital wake.

by Confuseus April 22, 2016

digital durry

a vape

'durry' is Australian slang for a cigarette

she was smoking a digital durry

by kylorensak47 April 4, 2023

digital regret

That bad feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when you realize you posted something you shouldn't have on your blog or other social media where everyone can see it.

I got fired for ranting about my boss on facebook. Boy do I have digital regret!

by JavaJaneOhio July 22, 2010

digital network

Digitally comprised, compromised and enhanced networking

Join a digital network if you will, as a quirk.

by Hercolena Oliver February 24, 2009