by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

by DarcyDog December 11, 2020

To lose weight by smoking or doing meth, Greene County arkansas is known for excessive meth usage by its residents
by Tanchevy3762 December 30, 2023

by tbww October 26, 2020

Quinn “Man Diet Coke lime is bad”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”
by Kearney13 May 12, 2019

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.
by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018
