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Diet Jizz

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”

Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025
mugGet the Diet Jizzmug.

Zoom Diet

A diet you desperately need after you look at yourself on Zoom and notice the double chins.
Geez, Shirley, leave out the french fries, I just started my zoom diet.
by DarcyDog December 11, 2020
mugGet the Zoom Dietmug.

Greene County Diet

To lose weight by smoking or doing meth, Greene County arkansas is known for excessive meth usage by its residents
She has lost alot of weight. Yes shes been on drugs lately, shes on that Greene county diet
by Tanchevy3762 December 30, 2023
mugGet the Greene County Dietmug.

Diet Check

"Hey mom, did you get some Diet Check from Winn Dixie?"
by tbww October 26, 2020
mugGet the Diet Checkmug.

diet coke lime

Quinn “Man Diet Coke lime is bad”
Genevieve “Yeah I agree, hey pass me my Diet Pepsi cherry”
Quinn “Sure thing dawg”
by Kearney13 May 12, 2019
mugGet the diet coke limemug.

diet edgy

A pair of gloves that are fingerless and are fuzzy and black. They look to be edgy, but because it's so low on the edgy scale you can call them diet edgy.
Her gloves were diet edgy, attempting to look cool and edgy but only partially edgy
by AmadeusKyouma December 19, 2018
mugGet the diet edgymug.

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