dan marcelino

loyal, kind, softhearted, an angel sent from above and has overflowing looks.

Dan Marcelino means a loyal and a caring partner so what are you waiting for? LANDIIN MO NA PLEASE LANGGGGGHEHAKSJD!

by ottoke October 19, 2021

Dan Maher

When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic

Boy1: are you pissing?
Boy2: No I'm doing a Dan Maher

by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012

dan beers

has adhd, alcoholism, and lives with his grandma. Bad dental hygiene, and probably owes you child support. The best friend you'll ever have.

I miss dan beers!

by rewesyratinas December 3, 2018

Lt. Danned

Fucking someone to the point of paraplegia

My legs don't work. You Lt. Danned me. Well done. Fucker.

by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017

Dan Mosavi

Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.

Dan: Don’t tell me how to suck eggs I’m dan mosavi for gods sake.

by Clout Monster October 29, 2018

Dan Moss

A tall guy, sweaty bollocks and a mouldy arse hole

Look at that Dan Moss over there, what a dirty man

by DOOGIEFORLOLZ June 26, 2018

Dans Car

Dans fuckin car lmao get fucked up call dan and he’ll drive you.

Last night I called dan, and he came in dans car.

by yeshuay September 22, 2018