A type of person that will always smile, even if they have just stepped on a piece of Lego, smacked in the face or crashed their car.
That person just crashed their car, but are still smiling, Are they on something? No, he is acting like a DSO Dan.
by DSO Dan February 3, 2017
Get the DSO Danmug. Ravioli Dan is a term for a short man who is wider than he is tall. His shape literally is that of a ravioli.
by WitchRed September 28, 2017
Get the ravioli danmug. by Awlupinthis July 24, 2017
Get the Lt. Dannedmug. Well known for his skill in sucking eggs. Dan can be found while being mobbed by a small man called John and a fucking smackhead girl called emma. He is extremely good looking and attractive and you are lucky to even know him because he is the best person I know❤️ He is also a certified Ming mong.
by Clout Monster October 29, 2018
Get the Dan Mosavimug. by Phonies November 11, 2009
Get the Getting Dannedmug. When you say your cleaning your fish tank but your actually having a piss and your friends can hear you over the Xbox mic
by Ultimate Truth Teller December 14, 2012
Get the Dan Mahermug. Dans Meat is always for sale, at any price and any time or place. Dans meat is wide in girth, yet nimble in function. It is a bargaining term used in mundane price negotiations over food items that may become overly sexual.
Girl says to Dan - “Do you have any sausage for my omelette?”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
Dan says “We’re out of sausage, but Dans meat is available.”
“Welcome to Dans meat. Home of the meatball marinara 6 inch special, how can I help you?”
Girl - “My burger is cold…could you please make me a new one?”
Dan - “We’re out of that but I can give you some of DANS MEAT.”
by Genitalgenius December 15, 2021
Get the Dans Meatmug.