while watching the newly released film Twilight a female straddles you and whilst grinding your lap, you blow in you pants causing a nickle sized cum stain to appear on your pants and the female passes out in laughter.
yo i was over this niggas house things got really hot and heavy long story short he gave me a premo dan
by blumpkinboynov April 4, 2009
Get the premo danmug. Dan and Phil, or dnp are two youtubers.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
They are "not dating".
Their shipname is phan and the fandom is called The Phandom.
Both came out as gay or queer in June.
They have shared an apartment for the last ten years or so.
If you think of Dan, you think of Phil and vice versa.
Dan is known as Daniel Howell on youtube (previously Danisnotonfire,but don't call him
that or he'll delete your kneecaps).
Phil (full name is Phil Lester) is known as AmazingPhil.
In addition, they share a gaming channel called DanAndPhilGames. (It's great!)
Go watch them, you won't regret it.
Person 1: Did you hear about Dan coming out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
Person 2: You mean Dan as in Dan and Phil, right? Or am I missing out?
by DistractedBandPhan August 5, 2019
Get the Dan and Philmug. by Nickel Reich November 11, 2017
Get the Dan Meadmug. by yeshuay September 22, 2018
Get the Dans Carmug. by Misschievus March 13, 2018
Get the Dan-Leemug. To do a Dan is to announce that you will be right back, then not actually come back until a minimum of two hours later.
Did you hear about Lee? After losing on League he said he'd be right back, but he ended up doing a Dan.
by BobJim01 January 20, 2021
Get the Doing a Dan.mug. (DAN-HOUR) IS THE EQUIVELANT OF 4X WHAT EVER THE MENTIONED AMOUNT OF TIME IS ORIGINALLY.
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
SO IN ESSENCE IF A FRIEND THAT HAS AN OUTSTANDING KNACK FOR TAKING MUCH MUCH LONGER THAN THEY SAY THEY WILL, THEIR TIME CAN BE MEASURED IN "DAN-HOURS"
DANIEL HOYER: "AY YEAH BRO, I JUST GOT TO FINISH UP THIS ONE THING REAL FAST AND ILL BE BY IN AN HOUR"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
ANYONE THAT KNOWS DAN: " OKAY SO ITS 5PM NOW, SO IN DAN-HOURS I SHOULD BE READY AT ABOUT 9PM, SEE YOU THEN"
by SAVAGESKIN December 19, 2021
Get the DAN-HOURmug.