Crazy Mike

The act of shitting on a toilet seat at a party, and then smearing it around. Rendering the toilet unusable to women and men to have the beer shits.

Man, some ahole left a crazy mike in the bathroom, and i've got the beer runs!

by daredeval756 January 7, 2010

crazy go nuts

Verb used to describe a state of extreme excitement or euphoria. First used by Billy Crystal's Fernando Lamas character on Saturday Night Live circa 1984. Currently misused as an adjective on (and mistakenly attributed to) homestar runner.

When the last bell rings I'm going to crazy go nuts!

by Dan Brentwood October 2, 2007

plum crazy

expecting the un-realistic!

extra fruity crazy

Boy you think your coming with home with this? Your plum crazy!!!

by pinhighs October 26, 2009

crazy horse

Neil Young's backing band in the 70's and 80's

When my Rust Never Sleeps CD broke I shit a brick cause Crazy Horse was on it

by Matty J December 5, 2004

crazy pants

a person who is behaving strangely

that guy has on the crazy pants

by irzab1 August 27, 2009

Crazy overstepping stepmom

A delusional stepmom who has zero understanding of what her role is supposed to be.

The crazy overstepping stepmom wanted to prove she was just as good as that the kids' mother, so at the first opportunity she signed up for mommy and me classes, bought a shirt that said Worlds Best Mom and told the kids, "Just call me mom, I'm like practically the same thing."

Sue: Look that mom over there breastfeeding, isn't that sweet.
Jane: Hey, I know her, she's that child's crazy overstepping stepmom!

Dad: You know honey, you are so great I think you ought to just replace my ex-wife altogether.
New Wife: Great, I'll sign up for the PTA tomorrow, can I take little Janie to get her ears pierced?
Dad: You're perfect, there's no other crazy overstepping stepmom like you.

by Harmony08 September 16, 2010

Batshit Crazy

Word meaning "certifiably insane" Origin comes from the fact that bat feces contain an organism called Histoplasm Capsulatum that infects the brain of any host in which it infects and causes them to act psychotic.

The guy found out the paternity test results and went batshit crazy!!!

by medic1 August 12, 2014