Crank

When you cry and wank at the same time.

Got dumped yesterday so I went home and cranked.

by mcscrunter September 1, 2020

Cello Crank

When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.

You should see the cello crank hat my girlfriend knitted me.

by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024