My sesqui-cousin-nibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the sesqui-cousin-niblingmug. 
Get the first cousinmug. Bruh James Cousins out here moving like a background NPC with no side quests. Man’s so irrelevant that if you Google him, the algorithm hits you back with “did you mean literally anyone else?” 💀
James be the type of dude who claps when the plane lands ✈️👏. His riz level? Negative. Bro walks up to a girl and she hits him with “aw, that’s sweet” before putting him in the cousin zone.
This man so mid he orders plain bread at Subway. So invisible that when he leaves a room, the lights turn off automatically — not ‘cause of sensors, but because even electricity don’t respect him. ⚡️
Bro probably brags about his 2K build like it’s his actual resume. And his haircut? Looks like he asked the barber for “give me that Wi-Fi signal fade.” 📶
James Cousins, the human equivalent of an iPhone alarm that doesn’t go off.
James be the type of dude who claps when the plane lands ✈️👏. His riz level? Negative. Bro walks up to a girl and she hits him with “aw, that’s sweet” before putting him in the cousin zone.
This man so mid he orders plain bread at Subway. So invisible that when he leaves a room, the lights turn off automatically — not ‘cause of sensors, but because even electricity don’t respect him. ⚡️
Bro probably brags about his 2K build like it’s his actual resume. And his haircut? Looks like he asked the barber for “give me that Wi-Fi signal fade.” 📶
James Cousins, the human equivalent of an iPhone alarm that doesn’t go off.
Friend 1: “Bro… James Cousins?? Man’s like the loading screen of real life — always there, but no one paying attention.”
Friend 2: “Facts. He the type to get left on delivered by Siri. 💀”
Friend 3: “Nah nah, James is so irrelevant, when he introduces himself, people hit him with ‘cool story, what’s your friend’s name?’”
Friend 1: “Bro looks like he Googled ‘swag’ once in 2013 and never updated the software.”
Friend 2: “Man eats plain toast and calls it ‘fire.’”
Friend 3: “He claps when the movie ends.”
All together: “JAMES COUSINS!!!” everyone dying laughing
Friend 2: “Facts. He the type to get left on delivered by Siri. 💀”
Friend 3: “Nah nah, James is so irrelevant, when he introduces himself, people hit him with ‘cool story, what’s your friend’s name?’”
Friend 1: “Bro looks like he Googled ‘swag’ once in 2013 and never updated the software.”
Friend 2: “Man eats plain toast and calls it ‘fire.’”
Friend 3: “He claps when the movie ends.”
All together: “JAMES COUSINS!!!” everyone dying laughing
by SussyGussy67 September 24, 2025
Get the James Cousinsmug. 
Get the half-co-cousin-in-lawmug. 1. The son of one's grandparent's stepsibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.
2. The stepson of one's grandparent's sibling.
3. The son of one's stepgrandparent's sibling.
My step-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the step-cousin-unclemug. Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.
My double-second cousin is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the double-second cousinmug. second-cousin-once-removed.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
Get the second-cousin-once-removedmug.