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computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it
how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it
by seanthesean March 29, 2022
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Computer teacher

Under you bed waiting for young ones to sleep
Your computer teacher is under bed
by Walterwhiteiamydadleft June 9, 2022
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Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.
“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”
by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024
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Computer Programmer

A person or group of people who wants their code to work but also question their method if code does not work, but If code works they also question their method.
You are never satisfied with your food, it's like you are a Computer Programmer.
by A Common Programmer November 25, 2021
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Computer

the thing that you break when we lose in a video game.
by KFCNIGGAKID10293IE September 28, 2020
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computer-music

Music that goes like: OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI OENTSI!!!!
It will mostly be a horrendous music genre.
'Turn down that computer-music, all I can think about is OENSTI OENSTI.''
by Francothegreat February 20, 2018
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Unwashed Computer Specialist's

A group of computer science nerds that haven't seen a shower for three weeks and believe that their hair will eventually wash itself.
Oh look over there Karen, I have spotted some unwashed computer specialist's skulking in the dark damp corner of the library.
by YES69201234 November 1, 2023
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