Collectaholic

A person who collects a f*ck ton of something (Ex: Books, Pencils, Artwork)

Eric: "Why the f*ck do you have so many books?!"
You: "Because, I'm a Collectaholic!"

by ItzQuk March 27, 2019

Connecticut Weedwacker

The act of going down on a girl, and when she is close to climaxing, bitting her pubic hair and ripping them off.

I gave my girlfriend the old “Connecticut weedwacker” last night. She no longer has to go to her Brazilian wax tomorrow

by The dazzler 2828 October 18, 2019

Connecticut Squeezer

When she shits out your dick during anal sex.

Dude she just performed the Connecticut squeezer.

by Jenkempoop November 5, 2019

collastic

someone with a fat ass

collastic - fat ass

hey grady! you have a collastic!

by jimothychu December 4, 2020

Connecticut Disaster

A disaster that is unique and exclusive to Connecticut.

New Haven & Hartford the insanity reigns in Connecticut Disaster.

by CathayJule April 7, 2021

Connecticut Pole Vault

When a small, slightly obese man is tied to a bed, butt naked ( preferably erect ), and a naked woman runs at him and grasps his genitalia using it as a “pole vault”

“Oh my god man, me and Kate totally did the Connecticut Pole Vault last night. It was freaking awesome!”

by matty crowcrow May 24, 2021

Collecter

Someone who always buys toys but never opens them.

Arron is a toy collecter

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021