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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
by Mason Ray Perkins October 21, 2017
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christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded
by IQUQQ April 25, 2019
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Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes
#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."
by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011
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Cody Christopher Smith

literally the best person you will ever meet in your whole life, he’s smart, understanding, hilarious and can be super lovey at times. He’s also very protective of the people he loves the most. Most people would value him a “good friend”
“Wanna hangout later?”
Yeah sure! Why don’t we invite Cody Christopher Smith!”
by kioalaa July 15, 2023
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Christopher king

Chris king is a very cool guy. Intimidating at first but after that he is awesome . Has pretty as fuck eyes and the rest ain’t so bad either any woman( or anybody) to have the priveledge of meeting him and being in his life is a lucky mother fucker . He is reasonable and fair and straight up. As real as they get
by Jamie sucks a lot August 19, 2025
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Roland Christopher

Roland Christopher is a good person and a very handsome man. He's very compatible with a girl named Irene.
by motorchair May 17, 2022
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Christopher Waylin

Ariella kelseas baby boy. The most handsome man she’s ever seen. He will make your panties wet in less than .3 seconds. He’s got the motion ;), he’s a natural born bad boy and is down for anything… he’s the little engine that could, and will take you to the best bandos leaving you sweaty and fulfilled with his sexy manly juice.
Christopher Waylin gave me a Christopher waylin last night.

Ariella kelsea Berlin and Christopher waylin carved their name in a tree and will forever be together no matter how hard things get.
by Kelsapher January 7, 2025
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