Casual Christian

Someone who kind of believes in God, but doesn't do much Christian shit, like read the bible or go to church every week.

Person 1: "Oi mate, why d'u go to church last weekend"
Person 2: "i'm a Casual Christian"

by Jollyva July 8, 2010

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sneaky christian

when a badass gets hammered drunk one evening party hops from house to house fucking at least five chicks each of different religious faith thus spreading his christian lovin among his community

i got so hammered last night i pulled a sneaky christian around town

by the baddest mutha fuka alive June 6, 2010

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Christian Dude

My G, always wearing a cross, jokes for dayz, fire bars, c u in a bizzle.

Hey look it’s Christian dude, he’s here to fix my boiler

by Random plop March 14, 2019

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Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.

Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?

by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018

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