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Hog Choke

Reference to getting a hand job. Being jacked/Jerked off. (AF)
" ,Bout to get my Hog Choked"....
by OddEndz November 11, 2022
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Choking

What Lamar Jackson did in the 2024 AFC Championship game after going 13-3 in the regular season.
Lamar was choking in a big playoff game like always.
by Chiefs Fans January 28, 2024
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choked 9

when you’re so pissed, but you’re not fully pissed so you’re 9/10 pissed meaning you’re choked 9
Fuck bro I wanted to fuck her but she said I stunk so now I’m fucking choked 9
by Jewfrokid March 7, 2019
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choke

when your ass eats too much while wheezing and chokes on their damn food
human (or alien): THAT WAS HILARIOUS IM CHOKINGON MY DINO NUGGETS

human (or alien again): IM GONNA CHOKE PLSS
by reaa! November 27, 2020
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Choke a girl and kiss her day

13 November is national choke a girl and kiss her day

Go choke and kiss a girl
Choke a girl and kiss her day is very good day
by Ananas95brekung November 8, 2020
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Choke and Fap

Another term to describe autoerotic asphyxiation, yet specifically when one is alone.
Neville could not find his belt after he had a choke and fap
by No Cure for Stupid People January 24, 2023
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Don't choke on the peanut butter.

1) In relation to a Cleveland steamer, a phrase used to encourage the pooper to produce more focal matter.

2) An encouragement to someone about to eat ass.
1a) "Don't choke on the peanut butter babe, I want that shit in all my pores."

2a) "Sorry hun I forgot to wipe, don't choke on the peanut butter."
by chuckman13 March 11, 2019
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