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Chode Smoker

One who acts proper and claims to be a civil, reasonable person. Also regards himself as an model human being, with proper and expensive attire. This person acts and looks as if they are perfect...just to make us assume that he does not have a dirty chode hiding in his pants..when truth be told...he does.
CALVIN acts like hes the hottest boi on the market,... when as it turns out hes a chode smoker..
by SAMcal May 24, 2007
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chode face

one whose face resembles the area between the scrotum and ass
pretty much all of the citizens of Canada are chode faces
by Chodey McChode February 12, 2006
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Chode

Fellow people,

Chode does not mean "a penis wider than it is long"
or "the skin between your sac and anus", you dumbasses.

Chode, as verified on Dictionary.com, is the past tense of Chide.

Chide means:
1. to express disapproval of; scold; reproach.
2. to harass, nag, impel, or the like by chiding.
1. Last night, I chode at his penis because it was too short and thick.

2. My teacher chode at me so hard at school yesterday, I almost shit myself.

3. I chode his chode with my chode because I can.
by theBESTLCK January 19, 2012
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Chain Choker

Former-linked to the rap group, Bay City Chain Chokers, a chain choker is a typical white boy, trying to act black, but can'not find a big enough chain, hense, chain CHOKER...
Hommies: Yo man, check this chain choker out
Wigga: Wus crackin my n****s
Hommies: What did he just say?!?
Wigga: its all good in the hood my n****s

*WHACK*

Wigga: No beef dawg, no beef

*WHACK*
by Jamierko7 March 13, 2008
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Donkey Choker

To insert a large dip of smokeless tobacco in one's lower lip.
Jeremy: Damn dude, after all this school work I'm ready to throw in a donkey choker.
Corey: I've had one in the whole class.
by HappyGilmores3W March 30, 2011
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chode mites

hairy furry bugs that come from the chode (Chode:You ; )
these bugs may, will bite and eat your chode flesh so make shore to have your chode coverd at all times, if you may pich a tent while watching an intence porn you will die.
SHIT Raul you got your chode mites all over me!
Raul: If you didn't have such a chode you would'nt have that problem!
by Priscilla Platzer June 28, 2008
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Crusty Chode

The scab that forms after your dick has been cut off at the base.
"I cut off my dick because my bitch wanted a crusty chode!"
by wafflepjs March 2, 2010
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