A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.
by 34344444 September 7, 2025
Get the Chicago Bears Taxmug. A sexual act where, at the conclusion of sex, a male ejaculates violently and excessively somewhere in the room, recreating a snowblower blowing snow. The semen is left in place for several weeks until it starts to smell and stinks up the entire room, much like how the entire city of Chicago smells awful.
"I gave Becky the good ol' Chicago Snowblower a few weeks ago and man, does my bedroom smell like shit!"
by femboydestroyer4960 September 12, 2024
Get the Chicago Snowblowermug. The Chicago goatse is when a man and woman engage in funky time and the lady sticks 8 of her fingers in your ass and stretches your hole as far as it will go the Chicago part comes into the equation when the lady uses au jus as the lubricant
by Zanderguy January 16, 2025
Get the Chicago goatsemug. “Did you hear Geoff fell into a hole?”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
“Oh no, they’re going to make him into a Chicago chili bucket”
by Syntex March 5, 2024
Get the Chicago Chili Bucketmug. by Like shappard June 27, 2024
Get the Chicago steamermug. Interviewer: Best part of growing up in Chicago?
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
Johnny (uhhhh face): uhhhhh... Growing up in Chicago 😬
by Amphibian Requesting death November 30, 2020
Get the growing up in chicagomug. 