Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

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Chicago Rimjob

A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim

Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.

by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022

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Chicago rat hole

A famous hole in the sidewalks of chicago shaped like a rat

Hey jake have you heard of the chicago rat hole?

by Beans the rat wizard March 8, 2024

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I Used to Work in Chicago

A drinking song sang by Rugby types. Usually in the format of call and response chanting about doing misogynistic things to a woman coming into a store and asking for different items. You can be very inventive with this chant, especially after a few pints....

Person: One day a woman into the store asking for a hammer
Chorus: A hammer from the store?
Person: A hammer she wanted, nailed she got!
Chorus: Oh I used to work in Chicago in an old department store, i used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore.

by chigman452 September 30, 2022

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