Guatemalan Glaucoma Check

When pent up gases in the female vaginal pipe shoot out into a person's eye while either in 69 or straight eating the curly curtains. Often resulting in pink eye.

Kyle: Danny, what happened to your eye?

Danny: I got a Guatemalan Glaucoma check last night

Kyle: Was it that spicy?

by supermeathead December 7, 2011

Drive-by check-in

Checking in into an establishment on Foursquare when you're around the area but not really there. Usually done by people who just want to unlock badges or get mayorships.

Friend: "Hey, I saw you checked into Wal-Mart last night, I was there, but didn't see you!"

You: "Yea, that was a drive-by check-in. I just wanna make sure I was still mayor."

by Sharkyire13 January 8, 2012

Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.

Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."

by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013

three feet no check

When taking the ball out the defender can say, "check" (throw me the ball, and I'll give it back... typically to make sure everyone on defense is ready)... If the offense (guy taking the ball out) says, "three feet, no check" before the defender says, "check", the defender don't get to check the ball and he/she needs to back up at least three feet.

Jon took the ball out of bounds and yelled, "three feet no check!".

by MrSharon77 May 27, 2016

Clap those alien cheeks

To have sex with an alien. In these terms clappingdoes not at all refer to slapping your hands together but instead the sound one makes while having sex.

This phrase became popular in 2019 when the Area 51 Raid was still popular. People used the term to mean that they would break into Area 51 and have sex with one or multiple aliens whilst there.

Person A: Imma go clap those alien cheeks during the Area 51 Raid
Person B: Rex that meme is dead get help

by Orge October 27, 2019

jaden van check

can i get a jaden van check

jaden van check

by jaden van November 25, 2020

Silly Price Checker

Someone who accuses people to be an alternative account of someone and starts a witch hunt against them

Person 1: *says anything*
squerlan: "PLEASE BAN HIM HE'S FINLEY'S ALT"
Person 2: "silly price checker"

by ItsPrix March 19, 2021