Centagis

Some retard that plays fornite and madden

That Centagis guy is fucking stupid

by Centagis gay March 29, 2020

centacular

some of illusional, or sorted illusions or something

i saw a centacular clouds in the sky

by imakeweirddefinitions December 31, 2022

Douche-centage

Percent of douche in an area. Typically used to describe a high percentage.

Example
Jeff: Are you guys thinking about going to Rehab at the Hard Rock?

Scott: Probably not, usually there is too high of a douche-centage there.

by S-M-R May 24, 2010

Alpha Centauri to the nines

To be better, striving for advancement. Change from an advanced being in the distant yet close galaxy.

To bypass all religious, agnostic, athiest beliefs and/or non beliefs and what could also be called "reaching across the isle".

Alpha Centauri Star System is also the nearest planetary system to our solar system. The idea is any sentient being with the capability to reach Earth, must be enlightened beyond Earthly beings.

To the nines means to " Strive for perfection".

C'mon man, try not to social lump, just because one earthling stole doesn't mean we're all thieves, Alpha Centauri to the nines.

by Charlie A.Y. Windle February 14, 2021

ghetto centaur

A woman, with a tiny waist and absurdly huge ass. So extreme that it looks like an obese person's bottom sewn on to a thinner person's upper torso.

Even Sir Mix-a-lot wouldn't touch that ghetto centaur.

by Manpei October 1, 2021

Edsel the Centaur

referring to the great king edsel from nicaragua. edsel the centaur was the only living man who was half horse from the waist down. 2.) meaning that you are a great person if you get called or compare to "edsel the centaur" 3.) awesome mother fucker .

"man dude you remind me of edsel the centaur"
"what the fudge! that porn star reminded me of edsel the centaur"

by etheking1353 September 2, 2012

Cantan Beach

Another more glam name for a tanning salon or tanning bed.

The catty girl at the bar exclaimed, "Oh, Scarlett, you are so tan. Where have you been?" Scarlett replied, "I've just spent three glorious days at Cantan Beach." Scarlett then quickly walked away without further explanation.

by scarlettonline January 26, 2009