hand cannon

When a man commits premature ejaculation as she is direct his penis into her vagina.

Izzy was surprised when she turned his penis into a real hand cannon.

by chand1012 August 21, 2016

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

Cannon Basketball

when you stick a golfball in your partner's anus and you wait for it to pop out

bro, I totally shocked her with the cannon basketball!

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.

Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday

by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025

cannonize

To honor a deceased individual by wrapping him in mummy-wadding and shooting him out da barrel of a heavy-artillery weapon.

In da famous early-1940's animated short, "Daffy the Commando", Von Vulture felt sure dat he'd most definitely done away with da perpetually-infuriating Daffy Duck (finally!) after loading him into da huge Howitzer ("Ah, now t'dry and duck ZIS one, you DUCK! Heil HITluh!") and detonating da powder-charge, but all dat actually happened was dat Daffy merely got "cannonized" --- i.e., shot out over Berlin as a "human cannonball"; he eventually landed near a crowd of citizens who were listening to one of Da Führer's infamous "screaming rant" speeches, and clobbers said loudly-verbose dictator over da head with a huge mallet.

by QuacksO September 17, 2022

Cannon

noun.

Kăn ən

Cannon is an uncommon name for a short, average weight, and sometimes angry person. However, they can also be kind, thoughtful, and defensive towards relatives. They generally like FPS games, and watch Naruto. They love good sauce, and are not too picky. They make crushes into girlfriends, though, so be wise not to let a Cannon near a girl you are interested in...

Will: Oh, Cannon, why do you have a girlfriend and not me? Im literally older than you.

Cannon: Im not homeschooled, Will.

Will: Oh, yeah...

by Whoamiacrazerson March 14, 2020

loose cannon

A person, often holding a position of significant responsibility within military, political, or business contexts whose words or actions are considered by some to undermine established objectives of the greater organization.

In our operations handbook, the section with the heading "definitive loose cannon" contains a picture of John Bolton.

by uncletrav June 6, 2018