mah cuck

one's peen, usually sat on or sucked

Suck mah Cuck

by fuck u dicksuck October 22, 2018

King Cuck

Charles III of England who started an extramarital affair with Camilla, forcing his wife Princess Diana to turn him into a cuckold with dozens of men.

Princess Di turned Charles into King Cuck and it was his wet dream come true.

by Mo DePig May 28, 2025

King Cuck

It's important to understand the meaning of being "cucked" first - when you are in the process of completing a task, and another individual/event prevents you from successfully accomplishing that task. An individual who gets "cucked" on a daily (or more frequent) basis, can be labeled as a "king" of getting "cucked".

Note: Definition is derived from an individual who finds pleasure in seeing their significant other with another man, the word is then extrapolated further into everyday life and activities

Series of events happening on the same day: Stolen parking spot when backing into it, favorite bathroom stall is being used, someone changes your song on the aux, the cute girl at the bar uses you for a drink only, dinner reservation is canceled for coming 5min late - I've become a King Cuck

by Pico64827 August 24, 2023

Lord Of Cucks

When your friend purposely gets you killed in a video game in the most cucking way possible.

Hey henry, the door is over there . The killer left so hurry and escape, I’ll escape theough this hatch here.......what are you.... why are you running towards me and not the door * killer behind him stabs me*. You’re a fucking Lord of Cucks.

by StonedSamuri February 25, 2018

Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.

Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"

by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019

Cuck Overload

When someone is excessively intolerable, engaged in cuckery to an extent beyond fathomability, etc.

Joe Biden’s organs are failing due to cuck overload.

by Jamboy69 July 25, 2024

Cuck stool

A stool placed in the corner of a room so a man can sit there and watch another man have sex with his woman.

You can let us take it from here Jayden, just get on over to your cuck stool and enjoy the show.

by IzakDeptuck8 January 11, 2024