by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Crankingmug. A cry-wank. The act of masterbating whilst crying, usually done as a way to cheer yourself up if you are sad
My girlfriend just broke up with me, I’m gonna go have a crank. Might slip a finger up my ass while I’m doing it aswell
by SquigglyBBC January 5, 2021
Get the Crankmug. When you get into 69 and pluck the girl’s pubes with a fork like spaghetti and then collect them in a jar and then knit them into various clothing items such as a sweater and a scarf or a beanie.
by SaddamBBL March 29, 2024
Get the Cello Crankmug. by Ember1728 October 5, 2019
Get the Crankmug.