The terrifying realization that we live in a society where the world's most powerful individuals couldn't be half-assed to care about plastic waste, and that there are now microplastics inside of every living person on earth.
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
There is plastic in YOUR testicles RIGHT NOW!
Originated from an attempted science experiment where researchers tried to find the effect of microplastics in humans, but couldn't find anyone without microplastics inside of them
by john blinker September 28, 2025
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Get the Xbox Controllermug. 
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by 584940493395874392034839394 November 9, 2024
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by Contractor_007 August 24, 2017
Get the control boxmug. When You Allow The Peace Within to Completely Take Control of Your Responses to What's Happening Around You.
I Will be on Total Peace Control at Home Binge Watching Romantic Movies and Eating Vanilla Ice Cream.
by EmpressDrea.Kad September 8, 2021
Get the Peace Controlmug. by King Controlment November 10, 2021
Get the Controlmentmug.