Choke Norris

Opposite of a bad ass. To have an alter ego of perhaps even greater infamy than Rip the Jacker.

Dont be Choke Norris.

by reechurd September 12, 2015

Choke on a Strawberry

A way for queer people to tell other queer people that they made out with or had sex with a person of the same gender.

"Did you actually choke on a strawberry last night?"

by MoonyTalks July 16, 2025

Choke

Struggling to do something. Usually the words used the most in video games.

He is the choke king!

by StrikingNight January 11, 2021

Choke Knoll

Another name for Oak Knoll because every time they talk it sounds like they have dick in their mouth.

Did you hear Helen? She must be from Choke Knoll because her voice sounds like she’s sucking dick

by icechick77 July 14, 2018

Choking On Bread

Having more money than you know what to do with.

Just got my paycheck, I'm really choking on bread

by selkirksss February 29, 2020

Choke Injury

An injury (usually very minor) that a star or important player sustains right before or during a big game. This usually occurs when the player knows that they have no chance of winning and decides to save face. This allows these players to say things like "We would have won if I played" or "We only lost because I was injured" further protecting their reputation.

Joe: Did you hear, Lebron cant play in game four of the NBA Championships, he injured his big toe.

RJ: Haha, thats such a Choke Injury, he knows that the Lakers are just going to win tonight and end the series in a sweep.

by TheGoat21 October 25, 2009

Choke Ass Niggas

A man who says one thing but does something totally different, trying to bullshit what he said he was gonna do but lies about it.

Trisha: He said he was going to call me back after his shower, but he's active on Instagram right now..
Lisa: Girl he not gonna call you back. That's what choke ass niggas do

by Driano69 March 6, 2021