Who's choking on the splinters

Employees that suck on the wood penis on the Boss ....aka buttsniffers, suckass

Damnit I tired of all the "Who's choking on the splinters" types around work.

by williedoitnow August 10, 2022

Hooker Death Choke

When you choke a bitch with your tongue. Named after an infamous child

Jeff-"Oh man! Did you hear about Jonny? I heard he pulled a Hooker death choke!"
Jim-"Oh shit man, what a fucking legend"

by death choke enthusiast May 1, 2016

Yoke Choke

Attaching one’s pocket pussy to the yoke of an aircraft an engaging the stick shaker.

Pilot 1: Man Yoke choked the shit out of 541 yesterday.

Pilot 2: Shit, let me know. I can operate the right side next time. It ain’t gay if it’s in airplane.

by Sir Javi January 29, 2022

Choke the chicken

It means jerking off, masturbaiting, flicking the bean, tossing the salad.

I choke the chicken on no nut november

by pixpix123 November 13, 2017

meat choke

When a person chokes on a dick while giving a blowjob.

She experienced a meat choke when I fucked her throat hard

by GRRR413 April 11, 2020

Fart choke

Putting a penis at the opening of an un-lubed anus with pressure until the recipient of the said penis farts enabling the penis entry into the bowels.

We had no lube and she loves anal so she just let me fart choke her.

by 11pumpkin83 February 27, 2018

choking your monkey

Middle school slang for masturbation that is used around teachers so they can't tell what is going on.

Person 1: Yo, Chris, you really need to stop *looks around the room* choking your monkey.
Teacher: Get back to your work or I'll put you in the time out corner!

by Pieman1123 June 12, 2018