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Hockey Cards

Sexually explicit pictures, usually sent by a female. Also another way of saying nudes. Also can be used to when swapping with a friend.
Matti- Yo did the doctor send you hockey cards last night? Cole- Yeah man she sent me nudes last night. Judson- I got her friends, wanna trade cards?
by dil-licky October 30, 2018
mugGet the Hockey Cardsmug.

card whore

1. A player in rummy who picks up the discard pile to prevent another player from picking up a certain card, in particular, the card they needed to finish a set or run.

2. The player who has control in the game hearts.

3. Anyone who knows all the rules to several card games.
"Man! I was going to pick up that 7 if Jeff wasn't such a card whore!"
by aSyntaxError April 2, 2009
mugGet the card whoremug.

friend card

basically when you p0wn like crazy, all these bitches be goin YO DAWG I NEED TO PULL THE FRIEND CARD YO MAN YO. so alls you gotta do is be like BITCH. (you can choose to add a bitchslap here, or twelve) GET ME A CHICKEN SAMICH. AND SOME WAFFLE FRIES. AND A COKE TO DRINK OR SOMETHIN. FOR FREE.
(mofo pulling his friend card.)
yo dawg dawg yo my homie cheese skillet who i wanna make love to, i gotta pull my *SLAP* BITCH NAHHH
by dudeman13yo April 1, 2008
mugGet the friend cardmug.

Jill Card

A mechanism used by women to prevent their significant others from having fun without them, regardless of logic.
Ryan: I'm ready to go out and have some fun. I've been planning this night out for weeks.
Jill: I don't feel like going out. You can't go.

Friends: She just played the Jill Card.
by Chuckadoodledoo January 11, 2009
mugGet the Jill Cardmug.

calling card

Laying seat liner paper into a toilet and then taking a dump so that the excrament actually sits on the liner paper and portrudes above the level of the water.
Man, that stall hella stinks because of the calling card Byron left - it was stickin' out at least 4 inches!
by Joey Downbelowme April 17, 2008
mugGet the calling cardmug.

Debit Card

Also known as the "check cashin' cawd," this is the only form of payment available to persons who have destroyed their credit history by purchasing far too much alcohol and/or car stereo equipment on their first (and only) credit card. You can spot such persons by either a prominent mullet or lazy eyes caused by excessive crack abuse. The largest concentrations are found on the Eastern Seaboard and reside in Newark, Philadelphia, Jacksonville, and especially Atlanta. All of these persons are in need of rental vehicles as all of theirs are either on blocks or have been repossessed by the state.
"Do y'all take the check cashin' cawd (Debit Card) for yo' rental cars?
by Angry Man October 19, 2003
mugGet the Debit Cardmug.

Trump Card

A first play on idiotic libtards, such as when Donald Trump would corner Joey B in the debates, Biden would then use his trusty Biden card to change the subject to something Kamala told him(that he also forgot), while Trump checkmates him first play using his infamous Trump card! It is considered to "Trump" all stupidity but only the most intelligent people such as Trump, Libertarians, and most Republicans know how to use it best!
"Hey bro! I heard someone talking about that terribly horrifying murder weapon the AR-15!" "So I just walk over and pull out my Trump card, all I say is how hands and feet murder more people than all firearms combined murder every year! And every country that has banned guns spiked in murders directly after!"

Leaving the democunt immobilized, not knowing what to say, as the poor snowflake's world had been shattered, turning to pelosi and Comedy News Network for the word of god and wisdom
mugGet the Trump Cardmug.

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