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bullshit

1. Euphemism for most definitions in this dictionary.
More or less everything that the uneducated and incompetent try to express, usually by stringing simple words into several, which they then call sentence. Analyses will not find thought, true opinion or fact in those "sentences".
Simple follow-up queries confuse or enrage the 'bullshiter', explanations demanded cannot be given, nay, the bullshiter will mostly stumble over the concept of explaining.
Alas, bullshit cannot be wholly avoided, it is so prevalent. Bullshit exudes boredom and annoyance, both major vexations for the cognoscenti!

2. Term for beending a conversation by so denouncing the last utterance of your conversation partner.
A: "If it weren't for so much bullshit on "urban dictionary" I would enjoy browsing through their entries."
B: "You uppity know-it-all!"
A: "No, really, just have a look at the definitions of Brit, Britain, British and so on."
B: "That's their pompous arrogance ..."
A: " Pompous arrogance without reason - long gone, dear B. - is bullshit of the highest order. - How nice, that we don't have to listen to them anymore droning on about their special role etc. etc. Continental bullshit-exchange will drop by several 'Farage' scales in the comming years ..."
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(philosophical definition) -

A statement made that is unconcerned with the truth or falsity of a situation.
"This is the best car you'll get ever! "
"That's bullshit."
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“Hey, did you hear about what happend today?”
“No”
Micheal Jackson was found alive!”
“Bullshit.
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bullshit In Boston, people who are bullshit are very angry.
If the Red Sox lose the World Series, their fans will be bullshit.
by Omar967 October 24, 2018
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It's what you talk all the time
Fuck you talk a lot of bullshit
by Xriss_xross October 30, 2018
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That's life for ya cause it's Bullshit.
by this handle thing is bullshit November 10, 2018
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Karen keeps talking bullshit, she says God created the universe.
by 23angryKarens December 9, 2018
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