New hampshire blanket

When you mix pubes and dryer lint to start a fire

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket

by panheaddan November 15, 2023

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.

When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket

by ShadyAzzBish August 17, 2016

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

blanket fin

A fold or bit of blanket forming a "fin" shape

Snuggle Partner #1 "Is that shark in our bed?!"

Snuggle Partner #2 "No, it's just a blanket fin."

Snuggle Partner #1 "Wheww! Close one..."

by lil-nugget February 5, 2013

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Choad in a Blanket

turtle neck choad....an uncircumcised choad

his choad in a blanket was so stumpy his foreskin looked like 5skin dripping off a tuna can!

by the grim preacher January 2, 2017