Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
by Swoleness November 25, 2022

by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021

to be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday"
by tassysurfer April 20, 2011

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.
3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
by Phazze March 30, 2021

by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022

by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
