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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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black parents

unlike the the white parents they actually harm you. preferred weapons are sticks.
by realdefinition.org October 28, 2021
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black roll

to be tricked, through any method, into clicking a link that takes you to the Rebecca Black video "Friday"
ZOMG!! thats the 4th time i've been black rolled today.
by tassysurfer April 20, 2011
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Black Swanned it

1. Masturbating without realizing another person is in the room.

2. Masturbating at a particularly high level of intensity, without noticing your mother in the chair next to you.

3. Masturbating while slowly turning into a bird.
Jesus, have these people been passed out on my floor all night? Oh man, I think I may have black swanned it around 3am
by Stir Friday July 19, 2011
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Black mamboner

Related to the black mamba, this occurs when your snake or b.b.c gets hard and starts to ejaculate like how snakes shoot poison.
Jake: what's that down there?
Jamal: That's my black mamboner
by Phazze March 30, 2021
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Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal
Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”
by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022
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Black Lazer

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.
by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
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