by Alamein January 8, 2023

A cell phone in prison
by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.
Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.
Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?
Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.
by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021

Jake's dad: jake is riding the god damn Dildo bike down the road again!
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
Jake's mom: god I really should have shot him while I had the chance...
by Mydickisbiggerthanagoddamnchic May 13, 2020

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?
by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

by Jim leahy June 11, 2020

by mygreenparade January 15, 2017
