crusty beard

Sexual act where the woman defecates on the man's mouth, smears the faeces around it creating a "beard" (or smears it on an existing beard) then sprinkles 100's and 1000's on it and licks it off.

Last night Helen gave me a crusty beard! Fuckin hell, that was twisted!

by CrazyGoat July 20, 2008

Bearded Dragon

Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"

My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.

by monkeymanxxx July 8, 2010

Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.

Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"

by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006

Bearded Mannips

Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis

"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"

"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"

by Big Jerry September 26, 2007

SKEET BEARD

Usually found in adult arcades, due to lack of paper towel usage amongst patrons on the receiving end of a glory hole. Requires the skeetee to be unshaven (see bear or any bluegrass fiddle player). Also prevalent in many Craigslist casual encounters and racist cruising.

"Hey Carl, were about to go onstage, put on some deodorant and clean up your skeet beard".

by Bingbong79 March 7, 2009

arse hair beard

A wispy, dank layer of unkempt hair usually attached to the face of a tip-toed, sticky out arse, half-mast trouser wearing rocket spotter!!!!

Dave Roo ....'What the fuck is that on your face'??

Mike K .... 'It's a beard'!!!

Barry .....'Fuck off, it looks like you have shaved off your arse hairs and stuck them to your face to create an arse hair beard. Dirty Shit'!!

by The Notorious B.A.Z February 1, 2008

beard

A common word used to address a homosexual's female friend who he takes around town; he normally calls this companion his "girlfriend" to prove to the world that he is a masculine, football watching, titty grabbing heterosexual male. Although, he may think that this so called 'image' is working, he's actually fooling himself. It's completely obvious to on-lookers that he is a flamboyant homo. Gayer than a chihuahua in pink shades.

Here are some warning signs that you may be a beard...

1. He wears more makeup than you.
2. He looks fucking FIERCE in pictures 'cause he smiles wit' his eyes.
3. Uses bronzer as blush
4. Plucks his own eyebrows and his eyebrows look more groomed than yours.
5. Stands with hands on his hips.

Who the hell does Gayfron think that he is fooling? We all know that Vanessa Hudgens is his beard.

Have you ever watched Sunset Tan? Nick's beard sort of looks like a tranny.

by Sharkie Sharks September 21, 2007