board monkey

Someone who spends so much time cruising the boards, that after making 10,000 posts, accidentally says something worthwhile.

"I HAVE 12,384 POSTS!! I are pwn Joo! I wonder why no one likes me?"

reply "Here's your sign, board monkey"

by Will of Stone February 05, 2004

Nebraskan water boarding

The act of sexual torture when a male ejaculates on a piece of cloth then puts it over the females face, causing the female to lose oxygen, and get turned on at the same time!

Johnny gave Mellisa the old Nebraskan water boarding last night, we didn’t hear from her this morning.

by Camden Scott April 22, 2025

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.

Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???

by bzm June 03, 2004

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by AnudaJaniceRobles June 01, 2025

waxing the boards

verb// visiting a message board, and participating in it's undertakings.

I am waxing the boards as we speak.

by Jake O. July 11, 2008

shot board

A part of a body where agreed for a guy to cum on.

Hey, shot board? Ok?

by Xero9 August 26, 2023

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020