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Boarding

When two men take a urethral sounder and the first male inserts it halfway in his penis then shoves the other half into the second males penis before both ejaculating.
My eyes will never be the same after I stumbled into a sex party of a bu ch of dudes boarding.
by Cripplelad April 9, 2024
mugGet the Boardingmug.

Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck
Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
by Kakaowo November 24, 2021
mugGet the Mommy-boardmug.

Drawing board

Sometimes you fight until the end and you lose. It's not an indicator that you need to go and change something, or fix something, and anybody that tells you that it is every time something goes wrong is full of shit. Sometimes things go wrong if you're human and not perfect. It's going to happen even if you have a dream team that wants to win every game. If you've been doing a good job, why you want to change even if someone else tells you that you need to?
Listening too closely to a guy that says a team needs to go back to the drawing boards or change something every time a team doesn't win is a goid way to guarantee that you will fuck up. Sometimes the hardest thing to do is resist a change when it seems like the obvious thing you should do, and it's also the thing that will get you through to the end. Change only gets you a revolving door, and a revolving door doesn't strengthen anybody, it weakens everybody.
by Solid Mantis April 28, 2021
mugGet the Drawing boardmug.

Tread the boards

Actors' term for "following in someone's footsteps"
When choosing a profession leading to gainful employment tread the boards of the people you admire the most. It doesn't have to be family members though.
by Sexydimma June 2, 2023
mugGet the Tread the boardsmug.

message board prostitute

a person who likes to hang out on the message board of several sport teams.
Rosalie is sending posts on the Flyers, the Islanders, the Sabres, the Red Wings and the Wild message boards. She's a real message board prostitute.
by BadHumor July 23, 2009
mugGet the message board prostitutemug.

scandanavian scotch diving board

laying your tip on someone’s open mouth and pouring scotch down your shaft
rob tried to give me the ole scandanavian scotch diving board last night but it was too small
by Averagefloridian July 3, 2025
mugGet the scandanavian scotch diving boardmug.

board unwarper

The machine that unwarps gnarled boards. Alan, lord of all dumbasses, quested for it for 10 whole minutes, until he was told to go sit down.
Whure's thuh board unwarper Teacher???
by bzm June 3, 2004
mugGet the board unwarpermug.

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