Awkward Christmas Tree

That one christmas tree that just has something off. It would be perfect to cut down and bring home if it werent for the fact that one side is disproportional, its bent at the bottom, smells weird, etc. Also applicable to people.
This tree is perfect!

It leans to the left.
Oh its an Awkward Christmas tree
by J_tits November 11, 2011
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Awkward-Thumbitis

An imaginary disease which one contracts when they cannot spell due to awkward thumbs. It usually occurs in adolescents, as such individuals simply cannot spell! When one is texting and they misspell a word accidentally, this is when Awkward-Thumbitis occurs.
Person 1: hey, what u foim tonight?
Person 2: what??
Person 1: dammit! *doin I have awkward-thumbitis!!
by woopdidoop March 26, 2018
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Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.
"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."
by Shrubbery July 05, 2013
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Awkward Aiden

He is a very famous celebrity (To clarify he is a celebrity he is very celebrated) he likes minecraft and being gay
I killed Awkward Aiden on March 15th. They have not found the body yet.
by bigbigbigchicken March 15, 2024
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Socially awkward

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by Jeremy junior June 20, 2021
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seasonly awkward

when you don't know whether to wear shorts or sweatpants due to the awkward weather conditions and others' opinions. usually takes place in areas such as New York or New Jersey during April/early May, and no one quite knows the attire to wear. similar to socially awkward, but this is centered around the time of year and what people wear
Amanda's wearing leggings and Uggs, and Jen's wearing shorts and flip-flops. Its definitely that seasonly awkward time of the year.
by mTeAlYaLnOiRe May 03, 2011
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