Australian mustache

(n): The result of growing a mustache with your pubes "down under".

Your Australian mustache is really tickling my nose.

by Falkor the Ghost Puncher January 20, 2011

Australian Tea Party

The act of fucking a bitch, upon ejaculating into a cup of tea, mix that shit up, and as she drinks the tea, kick her in the throat like a motherfucking kangaroo.

I was railing Stace last night, and I thought I would be a gentleman and have her an Australian Tea Party.

by Dahhomie November 16, 2013

Western Australia

Western Australia, australia's version of a cowboy state. They want Independence, but also want access to all of the Commonwealth's funds. Complete Independence means just that. Better learn how to speak South African.

Western australia. They want to be 'free,' from the Commonwealth of Australia. South Africa will welcome them as their new province.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 18, 2020

Australian Push-Up

An up-side-down push up. It is where you lie on your back and move your arms up side down.

In gym today, I did Australian Push-Ups all day.

by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011

australian accent

sounds so awful it makes you want to cut your ears off

they sound like they have a clothespeg on their nose

'feesh and cheeps'

australian accent = retarded english

by Radass head July 2, 2009

Australian Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth then 69 with her (australian cuz toilets goes backwards in australia)

I gave your mom an australian toilet

by CJ WESTlu December 9, 2008

Australian Ice cream

When a man cums upon a woman's face, then proceeds to lick it off as it was ice cream.

Jim jizzed on Linda's face, then licked it up like it was vanilla ice cream, that's an Australian Ice Cream for ya.

by Rory Von Biggaballs July 14, 2009