Asian Persuasion

anyone of Asian decent, word is usually used in a sexually charged sentence.

Drew: You still banging the Asian Persuasion?

Eric: no, i hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been of my slaydar for a little while.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

Asian Female

woman with asian heritage

the other definition is really fucked up isn’t it? like... ew, what the fuck? gross and fetishizey

person 1: wow look an ASIAN FEMALE
person 2: why did you say that like that

by eggyboy June 3, 2021

Asian Masturbation

The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time.

I was watching Girls Gone Wild while reading up on Global Warming. - Asian Masturbation

by TheCancler October 29, 2012

Under-Asian

An Asian girl that is smoking hot and looks 20 years of age, but is probably more like 15 or 16 years old.
(Created by Jakob S, 2008)

Fred: "Oh my god, Check out that hot japanese girl."
Jim: "Yeh she is fine, but you'll get locked up......She's an Under-Asian."
Fred: "Shit"
Bob: "I know, sure could of fooled me."

by John Dyer March 22, 2008

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016

asian ranch

Alternative name for soy sauce, but with a slight hint of cultural insensitivity. This term is used when the food is perceived to be bland when it isn't. Asian ranch caters to those from regions of the world where palates are acclimated to being salt-inclined. When using this term, it is implied that it will be deployed liberally, by means of carpet bombing all the dishes with an aerial assault. Just like how ranch is a staple condiment of the United States of America, soy sauce is the stereotypical equivalent for regional Asian cuisine.

****At a Dim Sum Restaurant
Steve: Want some shumai?
Austin: Yeah sure. Can you pass the Asian ranch too?
Steve: The what?
Austin: The soy sauce. I'm going to make a small swimming pool to dip the shumai in.
Steve: *Facepalm*

by RRCsteve October 31, 2017

asian mixed

A person who is mixed with Asian and another race. most mixed Asians are extremely beautiful, kind hearted, have nice full chests, and just an all time great body and personality. If you know one, she's a keeper. You're lucky.

Fonzie- dude that girls so asian mixed!
Caleb- how can you tell?
Fonzie- just look at her boobs!
Caleb- man you're right she's like a 34DD!
Fonzie- I heart she's a sweetheart too ;)
Caleb- DIBS.

by Xohbabe_ December 24, 2013