Asian Persuasion

anyone of Asian decent, word is usually used in a sexually charged sentence.

Drew: You still banging the Asian Persuasion?

Eric: no, i hung out with her a couple weeks ago, but she has been of my slaydar for a little while.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

Asian Female

woman with asian heritage

the other definition is really fucked up isn’t it? like... ew, what the fuck? gross and fetishizey

person 1: wow look an ASIAN FEMALE
person 2: why did you say that like that

by eggyboy June 3, 2021

Under-Asian

An Asian girl that is smoking hot and looks 20 years of age, but is probably more like 15 or 16 years old.
(Created by Jakob S, 2008)

Fred: "Oh my god, Check out that hot japanese girl."
Jim: "Yeh she is fine, but you'll get locked up......She's an Under-Asian."
Fred: "Shit"
Bob: "I know, sure could of fooled me."

by John Dyer March 22, 2008

Asian Masturbation

The act of watching porn and reading Wikipedia at the same time.

I was watching Girls Gone Wild while reading up on Global Warming. - Asian Masturbation

by TheCancler October 29, 2012

Asian Style0

Any ownage Asian person who kicks ass.

Asian Style0 or asian style includes...Jackie Chan, Jet li, Bruce Lee, etc etc...

by Aznownsyou September 8, 2009

Asian Dad

A dad that wants his son to get A+ on all subjects and becomes an asshole when his son gets a B+

Asian son: I got an A+ on physics
Asian Dad: that's okay. What about the English?
Asian son: Uhhh uhhh
Asian Dad: WhAt AbOuT dA English?
Asian son: Uhhhh I got uhhh
Asian DAd: WHAT ABOUT DA ENGRISH?!!
Asian son: I got uh I got a B+
Asian dad: B+ again? B+ again
Asian dad: THATS IT TOO LATE NO MORE CHANCE, YOU DIE
*Asian Dad becomes an asshole about A+ grades

by MonkeyMan213 June 17, 2019

Asian surprise

when a girl is surprised by a small chode...regardless of race

Tom showed Lucy his Asian surprise and then she left.

by josepoppa July 30, 2016