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Andre Pereira

A man that is going to get deported soon enough when brexit happens

A man who loves to masterbate in the shower

A man who is a great singer

A man who is friends with Toby Henderson a boy who has taken more loads than a laundromat
Andre Pereira? Oh you mean the one who’s getting deported?
by TobysSisterIsA.. November 30, 2019
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Andre

"Aye, he Andre."
by Lilbootiesmatter October 7, 2018
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Andre

Amazing person , is very lazy and his biggest weakness is doing work but when it comes to sports for some reason all the laziness disappears his very handsome, tanned and has a afro everyone loves
Get up Andre let's go to the shops
You're so lazy Andre

Love ypur afro Andre
by Magro August 2, 2019
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Andre

Andre is an amazing person. Tends to be very liberal (especially in the economic sense) and fights for lower taxes and a free market. Very smart with a tendency to overwork. Unproblematic most of the time and is always down for a drink, a party or a gamenight. Will be the star of the night with deep talk or talking highly academic bullshit that everyone is convinced is smart. A real character that will make life better.
"why's there a shrine dedicated to christian Lindner on the wall?" "Oh, that's just Andre being himself" "ah Andre - i think I saw him yesterday listening to gdr marching music while writing a paper on the benefits of low taxes" "yup, that's him"
by Schlotti November 21, 2021
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Andre

"damn Andre you fatter than the chair"
by the javelin June 3, 2025
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Andres

Ugly ass beaver headed boy who likes cat fishing.
Andres is a beaver headed nigga
by Dead Inside Boy March 15, 2020
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Andre 3000

A variation on the Andre 3000mL, a running race/drinking game in which the participants run a 3000m race (AKA the "Metric 2-mile") and must finish an entire bottle of Andre 3000 champagne between starting and finishing the race.
"You ever done a Beer Mile?"

"Nah, but I'll whoop your ass in the Andre 3000!"
by stevo5 April 30, 2025
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