they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
Get the Andre or Allanmug. A guy who is very short almost under 4 foot looks built but just kind of chunky thinks he gets girls but really just gets played and blocked.
Andres went to the movies by himself.
by Hylios April 30, 2023
Get the Andresmug. Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.
by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020
Get the Andresmug. A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
Get the Andremug. He is your best friend! You tell him everything and you trust him with everything. Andres is there through thick and thin and would never hurt you Intentionally. He is one of the few people you tell EVERYTHING. He is the only one in the world who can make you smile when you are crying, he understands you in a way no one else ever would. If you have meet an Andres never let him go he would never do that to you! Love him no matter what happens between you two. <3 <3 <3 ....
Girl 1:Andres is the only one in this world I trust.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
Girl 2:I know right he would never hurt anyone.
by Hailey Nicole Keeton November 15, 2019
Get the Andresmug. He is defined as "The Chunky". He feeds on the sadness that cripples the existence of his students. His big eyes are attracted to the souls of said students which are tying to escape from the mental torture brought by his computing lessons. His dislike towards the gym is similar to that of the wild jean paul mizzi and this is shown by his belly. Usually short tempered, he is able to control any possible redness on his face to seem excited for his prey. His words plague the nightmares of the same students who endure his lessons as punishment for stealing his oxygen. PS-Iqazzez id-Dean
"MISSEK TISTHI, INT, INT U INT UKOLL!!" said Andre' the Gatt
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
"Tkunux patata maxx mifqghuha bil-halib, l-istess halib li tuzaw ghal..."
"Ma ggibhux il-proggett meta nghidilkhom? ARA MA TIVVINTAWX FOXX JEAN"
by Dun Balegde Boi IV February 15, 2022
Get the Andre' the Gattmug. Andres is an awesome guy! He is hardworking and mental achieving, He tends to be very tan, he is strong yet sensitive. He loves to be around people that make him happy all the time. He can be very open if he knows he can trust you. His type is mostly a girl who is kind to everyone, who is serious but has a childish side, and loves disney, a girl who makes anyone feel special and loved, a girl whom he can talk to all night without them fighting and getting bored, someone who can be your best friend or your worst nightmare when it comes to someone messing with her friends or family. Andres loves girls who put others before herself. If he ever liked someone that he just felt good around but has bad personality, who insults people and makes other people feel bad about each other or someone who he is always fighting with he will regret it, because she will break his heart. But a girl that makes him feel special won’t! Always keep an andres next to you.
Wow andres is awesome he deserves a girl that he can call his nigga and trust not a girl that can break his heart
by ProfesionalCounselor December 27, 2019
Get the Andresmug.