Alabama noodling

Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.

Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?

Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!

by Kodak999 August 14, 2019

only in alabama

incest basically. it's a saying when people from the same family do sexual and weird things.

boy: ooo you sexy
girl: aye thankyou, ur high right
boy: lets go to the bedroom
girl: ur my brother!!
people from the other side of the room:
only in alabama :0

by ben dover mike hunt dixie norm October 17, 2019

Alabama Snickers

First you eat a lot of nuts (peanuts, cashews, pistachios, etc.), then you shit on your hand. After covering your hand with the nut chocolate mixture you fuck a guy in the ass and use your mixture covered hand to give him a reach around.

Scottie-"Todd doesn't look so well this morning."
Larry-"Yeah he hasn't been the same after the boss gave him an Alabama Snickers."

by Lnpbdfm July 26, 2021

Alabama Speedstick

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.

I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)

by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

Alabama Pie

An Alabama pie is the the act of taking a fresh, steamy (yet satisfying) bowel movement on your neighbours deck after they dun did your sister. That’s how we do it in Alabama!

Is that shit on the deck?
Now that’s a freshly baked Alabama pie

by Innbread October 2, 2019

Alabama ninja

The thing a white kid says when he doesn't want to say the n word around black people

Look at this Alabama ninja, thinks he's cool.

by You're on me get off me May 24, 2019

alabama lemonade

when a guy pisses into a girl's vagina and then has a sexy time

I have such a German fetish, i think i am going to give her an alabama lemonade

by quincy and mike June 22, 2009