Aidan

Aidan is probably the coolest guy ever. Large penis and pimp as fuck. The amount of women he has fucked is immeasurable. He lost his virginity at the age of 9.

Aidan is the god of all gods. The coolest of all cools.

His favourite food is chicken nuggets and tacos.

He is the son of Keanu Reeves. He inherited his coolness from Keanu.

His only downside is that he has a very large hairy gooch.

"I wish I had Aidan's gooch its so sexy and hairy."

by TacoNugget69 November 20, 2019

aidan raszkowski

fat human, no muscle mass, zero friends, and he believes he is good at everything he does. The only thing he is decent at is eating, he is the kind of guy that wants to be like karter kubacki. karter on the other hand is an absolute legend. karter is basically the supreme version of aidan raszkowski. aidan is so weak the young legend evan james topps could clap his cheecks. finally, ratty is the fattest of fucks in all of the lands

hudson tiger: karter your so perfect at everything were so glad ur not an aidan raszkowski

girl: whos the new kid
friend: oh thats aidaan razskowski stay away from him

by boibbobfdhhbobb4y November 22, 2019

Aidaned

Like Aidened, but spelt wrong

Wankered, Shit faced, drunk

I got absolutely Aidaned last night,
How drunk were you on a scale of 1-10? Aidan

by Aidened November 25, 2019

Aidan

a nice guy who can win ur heart and break it in seconds

have u seen aidan
no he’s too busy with his new girlfriend

by 982145 November 29, 2019

Aidan

An Aidan has aids, and will annoy you for your fucking life, he is a pedifile, he is the #1 rapist in the world he will never leave you the fuck alone.

Aidan is a awesome kid that is someone’s name

by Daddy crackhead December 12, 2019

Aidan

An Aidan has aids, and will annoy you for your fucking life, he is a pedifile, he is the #1 rapist in the world he will never leave you the fuck alone.

Aidan is a awesome kid that is someone’s name

by Daddy crackhead December 12, 2019

AIDAN

A SPECIAL KID THAT BREAKS PENCILS ALL THE TIME AND MESS WITH EVERYONE. HE BLAMES EVERYONE FOR SOMTHING HE DID AND CANT TAKE BLAME FOR HIS OWN ACTIONS.

HES A DUMB ASS NI...

AIDAN GAYYY

by THE ALPHABET.2 December 16, 2019