Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag
My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag
by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019
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Locomotive Age

Moving down the line hauling coal number 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear you scream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
You want to hear the sound of this machine
We got electric lines and a mission dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear you screaming
Moving down the line now just like me
I got a time bomb. You got a ... ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming

Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya
Screaming You want to see the side of our big dream
We got sodium lights and a secrecy
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We're a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locmotive Age

Machine...
I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line hauling coal number 9 - 9
Well the 1:35 - I can hear ya scream - dream
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
Moving down the line now just like me - baby
I got a time bomb you got a ... a ticket to see
Ahead lights flashing and I hear ya screaming
And We′re a far far cry from the locomotive...
Locomotive Age
by Death Menace August 14, 2023
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the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.
Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.
by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013
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Age-rage

The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.
Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.
by nico-p November 14, 2018
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little age faker

when a little kid on the internet fakes their age to be older to seem cool but they clearly aren't that age, the opposite of an old age faker
6-year-old Johnny wanted to chat in a group chat for people 13+ so he faked his age by saying he was 15, yet, he was banned for people figuring him out because he misspelled everything and asked about what some cuss words meant, making him a little age faker
by jay-fandoms March 7, 2019
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team new age

Team New Age is a gaming Organisation Founded In June 2020 In New York City By 3 Men, Aaron Kirsh (CEO), Shin (CTO), And Joaquin (CFO).

The Team has a vast content creation team, including Paola, Fakeify, MiniMiner and KothCap (Only Naming a Few!!)

In September 2020, Team New Age had made their biggest moves yet. They had signed Professional Fortnite Players Reverse2k, Deyy, Mero and Till. In this same month, They had also obtained a '0 Ping' Mansion!

More Competitive players include World Cup Qualifier Legedien, Narwhal, OliverOG and Slick.

I cannot wait until the future for this team. I originally found this team when MiniMiner Joined and i have been grinding ever since.
TNA EmeraldZ one day? we'll see 👀
Team New Age, The best team in the world

Have you heard of Team New Age?
by RealEmeraldZ November 11, 2020
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