selective addiction

The moment when you have mountaining amounts of college assignments, which causes you to be less addicted to your smartphone whilst making you paradoxically more addicted to caffeine — whether in the form of coffee drinks or Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

During finals week, my selective addiction kicked in; I barely touched my phone but couldn’t get enough coffee to power through all those assignments!

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Ink Addict

One who constantly craves in getting more and more tattoos.

Hey dude, you see that guy covered in ink over there?
Yeah man, that guy is a boss, must be an Ink Addict.

by Jmfootball1993 January 29, 2012

Exclamark Addict

Person who abuses exclamation marks in written communication (texts/IMs/emails/messageboards).

"Don't think of me as a grammar nazi, but you have a problem. You are an exclamark addict."

by sanzinc September 7, 2013

Not an addiction

Not an addiction is being falsely accused of being addicted to something. Remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

Person 1: You have an addiction
Person 2: it's not an addiction because remember it's not an addiction if you choose to do it.

by hot chocolate lover June 2, 2019

240 addiction

When your obsessed with 240sx.... you have at least more than 15 and you devote your whole life in these 90s shitbox you have 10 parts cars and a couple nice ones

Jackson has a 240 addiction

by Jackob May 13, 2021

Snore-addicted

A dumb fatass who snores so loudly, it sounds like a category 10,000 hurricane from 2 rooms away, aka you could use "my dad".

Guy 1: bro i'm tryin to sleep here! What's up with your fucking dad!?
Guy 2-3: Dude cover your ears he's boutta go super sayin! Hes snore-addicted!

by ☆★Midas★☆ January 9, 2022

F1 addict

A reasonably sized, autistic bundle of joy who seriously needs a better sleep schedule. Maybe a haircut too. He unfortunately suffers from a serious addiction to men.

"Who's that?"

"That's f1 addict!"

by Youlikemen October 3, 2024