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act two blues

The sadness you feel at the second act of a three act story where the main characters are at their lowest point.
Guy 1: Remember at the end of "The Empire Strikes Back" and Luke lost his hand and Solo got captured

Guy 2: Yup, gave me some serious Act Two Blues
by Gentleman Nemesis June 26, 2015
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Act of Spoonism

1. An act of pure stupidity. Derived from the word spoon. One who carries out many Acts of Spoonism on a daily basis may be described as a spoon by their peers.
2. When someone carries out an act of discriminatory behavior known as spoonism.
E.g. Amelia: did you see me trip in Mr Somiyegi's class? It was so embarrassing.

Olivia: ah yes, some might say it was an Act of Spoonism.
by Henge November 5, 2019
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Dissapearing act

When you have to bail out of an e-mail or text session with a "friend", because of a prior commitment with a spouse or significant other....usually resulting in the other party thinking you bailed on them.
Dude, what's with the dissapearing act??

Sorry man, the boss had me tied up cuttin the yard for ever.....
by Fukstiker February 11, 2012
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Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation

Well It Means You're Turning The Other Eye Against The Situation At Hand Or On Sight With That In Regard You Act Blind As If You Didn't See Nothing Cause What You Saw Is Pretty Much Hilarious
Q: Yo Bro You Done Seen That

A: nah bro Imma Act Stevie Wonder To The Situation
by cyber delazy February 1, 2020
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pivotal act

The act wherein a pivot man obtains a monopoly of the circle jerk's resources only to prevent them from ejaculating.
The idea is getting more of our guys right in the middle of the action, to allow them to perform a pivotal act or otherwise prevent the spilling of Seed AI.
by lumpenspace July 14, 2024
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Act Up October

The month where you get to act up on women or sexy motherfuckers.
Tom: Bro, It's Act Up October and Stacy is making me fucking act up.
John: Yeah, she making act up too.
by HoodedWhiteCrewmate October 8, 2020
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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