by RocoReTaRd December 1, 2019
Get the Alaskan ski maskmug. by Shocker83 June 17, 2018
Get the alaskan top hatmug. When several (at least 3) males gather in an outward-facing circle, strip down their clothes, and lean down onto their hands and knees with their anuses raised skyward. Baubles can be hung on their peners however this was a modern addition and is not necessary for a true Alaskan Christmas Tree
Cathy: "Oh my god, Andrew told me he and his friends were gonna do an Alaskan Christmas Tree this year"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
Anna: "Ohhh damn girl, I didn't know he was a homie-sexual"
by drfermi April 26, 2021
Get the Alaskan Christmas Treemug. The process in which a person takes a can of compressed air and proceeds to blast it within their anal cavity until the area of contact becomes dry, cold, and then later wet again.
Guy 1: sorry bro can’t go out my mom caught me doing the Alaskan wind tunnel again and is making me clean up my mess.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
Guy 2: bro I told you, you need to keep that shit on the down low man. Makes a mess if you don’t preform it right.
Guy 1: I will keep that in mind, I was thinking about using a tarp next time.
by Han scoliosis March 30, 2020
Get the Alaskan wind tunnelmug. John fell down stairs last night when he was drunk so I gave him an alaskan wet wipe to help his wounds.
by Wet wiper October 16, 2021
Get the Alaskan wet wipemug. Have you seen my alaskan tomato plants lately? They are growing big and have a lot of flowers this year.
by Tinytim84 October 14, 2022
Get the alaskan tomato plantmug. When you get beaten by wet sand because your sister have a twin but you got confused so you fucked her dad.
by URMOMSLOSTGORILLA March 17, 2022
Get the Alaskan Icy Gorillamug.