Alyssa is the ugliest sluttiest bitch you will ever meet. Don’t trust her no one likes Alyssa she is a fat whore
Person 1: ew it’s Alyssa
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
by Chase matu April 28, 2020
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by honest_girl March 21, 2022
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Student-1
alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
by María1019 July 3, 2019
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by SKENG 4792 November 12, 2019
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by John Caspar December 3, 2025
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by TheDorkWhoStillLovesYou September 24, 2025
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