WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
by josh friedman October 12, 2005

by Uberpimp March 18, 2005

The snake attack is when a man sticks his dick out of his open fly and spontaniously urinates on an unsuspecting woman as an invitation for sexual retribution from the receiving party
by david misha fink jr January 11, 2008

The Purple Snake when someone or you squeeze the penis so hard that it turns purple. It is generally a rare occurrence, but it can still occur.
by The Actual Urban One July 5, 2014

Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake
Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation
( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017

Girlfriend: "Kyle, you pig!"
Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."
Kyle: "I'm sorry hunny... my snake's shedding its skin."
Girlfriend: "Yeah, well that shedding snake better not come near me."
by Booberella123 December 9, 2008

"I snaked the drain earlier, I had better be getting some." "Don't forget to snake the drain. you know I don't like to floss."
by riot becky March 14, 2015
