savage egg

A rude, cruel individual that has no self respect and no morals

Eliza is such a savage egg!
I know how savage! D:

by Giraffesaurus Rex September 1, 2016

Egg Whiting

Egg Whiting is when you take the yolk of the egg, place it in a pan, and make your own whites by releasing your sperm into it. You then cook it to desired amount (seasonings optional) and you then serve it to your biological mother with no warning.(telling her after is also optional)

You: Here mom i made you eggs

Your Mother: Thank you sweetie but these taste off
You: Oh that's because it's made with my semen.
Your Mother:..............what?
You: You were the first victim of Egg Whiting MOM!

by ball of niggs October 25, 2023

revenge eggs

Eggs that are saved way past their expiry date in order to be used as a revenge tactic, as well as a deterrent.

Jason: That old guy down the street was yelling at us again for our music being too loud.

Russ: Don't worry about it man, I have 2 dozen revenge eggs I've been saving for such an occasion.

by Weaselbrom March 24, 2008

egg feaster

a guy who eats out a girl while she is on her period

guy "i ate out me gilrfriend when she was on her period"
girl "omg your an egg feaster!!!!"

by lollipop172 September 20, 2009

egg beating

Masturbating while cracking eggs onto yourself.

Chris was egg beating in the other room

by ayylmao-kek July 3, 2015

Quail eggs

A man's testicles.

Rachel was so mad that she scrambled Jack's quail eggs.

by classyindeed May 13, 2020

egg sebastian

The act of pissing on an unflushed turd to the force of turning it into a toilet bowl of cloudy mush (omelette)

"Oh man, I did the biggest borry that was unflushable so I turned around and made an egg Sebastian"

by Chod Borrance May 17, 2015