Bear Job

When one masterbates with no lube and ones dick turns into a piece of meat that looks like it got worked over by a grizzly bear.

I was so horny last night I gave my self a bear job.

by Poop Dillah February 9, 2013

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, I pulled a backwards bear on her last night and i think it broke my dick."

by c-pop June 18, 2008

silver bear

An old hairy man that's a beast in bed. Most of the time they're fat

"Old man Frank is a right silver bear"

by Jessy904 March 15, 2015

teddy bear

Teddy bear you were my teddy bear everything was so sweet until you tried to kill me

Melanie Martinez : imma wrote a song about a teddy bear so what

by little.kid.lover June 16, 2020

kinky bear

ALYSAS NICKNAME ASSWHOLES DONT WEAR IT OUT OR COPY IT YA UNDERSTAND

Damn, I wish i Was alysa. I love her name kinky bear

by KINKYBEARRR January 1, 2018

Logey bear

My boyfriend don’t touch 😊

I love my logey bear 🐻

by Logey bear March 4, 2022

Poo Bear

A descriptive word for someone who has majestic qualities much like a bear . A poobear is a sexually aggressive bear . With the power to make your face so red it melts off like in that movie we all probably watched at some point. Poobears can be friendly and will accept small gifts only from people they like . Generally good natured the boobear can always be distinguished by the fact that it tends to act like a little shit .

Poo Bear is the most magical of all the bears

by Hootymcboobity July 24, 2019